Here's the Thing: Welcome!!!

I’m a little dumbass who decided to write an advice column / newsletter for y’all because I lost a writing gig and my mom thinks I should go back to school and get an MBA and I don’t want to. So instead, I settled on giving you more free content that doesn’t earn me money!!!!!!!

Please email me your burning questions (about relationships/life/career/love/Ben Affleck’s back tattoo/SEX!!/family drama/if you should put knives in the dishwasher/whatever) via my website https://www.shawtyfireburninonthedancefloor.com and I will answer them ANONYMOUSLY on here with grace and wisdom*.

*All questions will actually be answered with a lot of caps lock and enthusiasm.