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Omg no it won't fall even if you hear creaking and see swaying- these fuckers survive cat 5 hurricanes. and i have borne witness to fronds falling on ppl and they were bonked on the head and irritated but fine (they kind of drag to the ground, aren't very aerodynamic and the base is too wide to impale u- the other end is too bendy. Also is this whole post just some dick joke metaphor that I'm taking literally??). BUT your landlord needs to get a coconut person to come harvest those coconuts!! They actually are dangerous when they fall- do Not lay under them. Good luck!!

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